Saturday, May 29, 2010

Play: THE GODDESS, HER CAT AND THE RIDDLE OF THE SPHINX

All club plays are written as a group collaboration between the participants and the group leader.
May 29, 2010

THE GODDESS, HER CAT AND THE RIDDLE OF THE SPHINX

Starring:

The Sphinx (Emma)

Isis the Goddess (Sabine)

Tigress the Cat (Maddy)

The Sculptor, The Baker, The Easter Bunny (Emma)


Synopsis:

  1. In an Egyptian Temple, Isis and Tigress sit in the sitting room playing sanskrit games. Isis complains of being thirsty and Tigress goes to the pitcher to pour her some cold, cool water. The pitcher is dry so Tigress goes outside of the temple to the well. To her shock the well is also empty. Tigress runs to Isis to report that there is no water in the well. Dumbfounded, Isis suggests that they go down to the river together to see what the problem is.

  2. The two sit down next to the river, chalices in hand. They dip the vessels into the river and nothing comes back but air. They reach a bit further and nothing comes back but air. Reaching even further, the two bring their chalices back up and dry, gravely dirt comes pouring out. “This is an emergency!” proclaims Isis. “We must go see the Sphinx!” Walking thirsty though the desert, Isis and Tigress seek answers from the river Sphinx. The Sphinx sits smuggly on her perch. To Isis and Tigress' inquiry she calmly states that yes, it was she, who dried up the river Nile. The Sphinx will not invite the water to flow again until she receives 3 gifts that demonstrate the answer to a grand riddle. The two agree to accept the challenge.

  3. “For your first quest, find a representation of the answer to this riddle... ''What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?' Go to Greece and bring me back this gift. Saddling their magic flying carpet, Isis and Tigress find themselves in Greece amongst massive stone scraps near the workspace of a gifted sculptor. Chiseling the finishing touches on a beautiful statue of a man, the sculptor dryly greets the breathtaking Isis and her talking cat with an air of complete disinterest. He was so taken with his own work. The two ask him if he knows the answer to the Sphinx's riddle: 'What goes on four legs in the morning, on two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?' Impatiently, the sculptor remarks, “Of course I know the answer. Why it's MAN of course. Look at my immaculate sculpture! Excuse me while I fetch a different chisel...” As he walks away, Tigress comments, “Well he said to have a look, perhaps he wouldn't mind if we looked at it on the magic carpet?” Swiftly and sneakily the two hoist the life size statue and make off with it. As they fly overhead, the sculptor returns shouting in distress “My statue! No! Come back....”

  4. Returning to the Sphinx, Isis and Tigress present her with the sculpture. “Your gift is absolutely correct,” states the Sphinx. In the morning, the beginning of his life, man crawls on four legs. In the afternoon, the middle of his life, man walks on two, but in the evening of his life, in his old age, man uses a cane and walks on three. You have done well. For your next quest, please find the very thing I describe in this riddle... 'I am fair, I am true, The present someone else would give to you, As sweet as honey, As the first morning dew.' Go to Easter Island to solve this riddle. Tigress and Isis saddle the magic carpet and soon find themselves on Easter Island in a paradise of bird song, sweet smelling trees and open waters. On a hill they see the Easter Bunny picking flowers. “So this is where the Easter Bunny lives the rest of the years!” Flying down to the Bunny, they ask him, “Easter Bunny, do you know the answer to this riddle... 'I am fair, I am true, The present someone else would give to you, As sweet as honey, As the first morning dew.' Dreamily, the Bunny exclaims, “Of course I know the answer. Why it's FLOWERS of course. Feast your senses on my flourishing bouquet. Here, you hold that while I pick some more...” As he walks a little further into the dense flora to collect, Tigress comments, “Well he said to hold the flowers, perhaps he wouldn't mind if I held them all the way home?” Swiftly and sneakily the two steal away with the fragrant bouquet to the carpet. As they fly overhead, the Bunny looks around confused, “My perfect bird of paradise! O Dear! Heavens! Come back...”

  5. Returning to the Sphinx, Isis and Tigress present her with the bouquet. “Your gift is absolutely correct,” states the Sphinx. You have done well. For your next quest, please find the delectable I describe in this riddle... 'Yummy, Scrumptious, Piping Hot, You'll find me in a special spot, this creation of choc-o-lot.' Go to France to solve this riddle. Tigress and Isis saddle the magic carpet and soon find themselves in France in a slurry of pedestrians, marketplace pizazz and bustling commerce. Following their noses into a nearby pâtisserie (bakery) they find a plush and jolly pastry maker. Taking a bite of everything he has made, he is interrupted by Isis and Tigress. “Excuse me Sir, but do you know the answer to this riddle... 'Yummy, Scrumptious, Piping Hot, You'll find me in a special spot, this creation in choc-o-lot.' With his mouth full of cookies and cakes, the pastry maker nods pointing at something in his ornate glass case. There within is a perfect chocolate CUPCAKE, with a swirl of soft whipping and a tiny berry on top. As he turns to wipe his mouth, the two nod at each other, and like a flash of lightning, they are off with the still-warm little cake. A dough-muffled exclamation comes from within the pâtisserie, but Isis and Tigress are already flying over the double-domed cathedral to their own time and place.

  6. Returning to the Sphinx, Isis and Tigress present her with the cupcake. “Your gift is absolutely correct,” states the Sphinx. You have done well. Isis and Tigress are eager for water to flow again in the river and urge the Sphinx to incite the flow. “I'm sorry, but what you have forgotten about this challenge is to learn the lesson that inspired me to dry up the river in the first place. People take water for granted and forget to be thankful. It isn't until it is gone that it is appreciated. Did you thank the sculptor, the bunny and the pastry maker for the work they do? The gifts they provide us?” Isis and Tigress knew that they had missed something: THANKFULNESS. And so, once the gifts were returned to their creators with apology and gratitude, Isis and Tigress helped the people of their land to understand the gift of art, ceremony, food, flora, fauna, air and of course, water. The river flowed freely once again.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Play: THE VANISHING WORLD

All club plays are written as a group collaboration between the participants and the group leader.

THE VANISHING WORLD
Starring:
The Diamond Feathered Dog (Abby)
Alfonzo the Great (Auggie)
Houdina (Syd)
1000 Year Old Empress (Maddy)
The Alien Elder (Adam)
Queen of Bizarro (Kaltoma)
The Warrior Conselar (Colton)

Synopsis:
I. At a theatre in Paris, Houdina and Alfonzo the Great are doing their world renown show -- an incredible disappearing act. Alfonzo uses Houdina (his assistant) for the vanishing trick. The crowd is amazed when she disappears. When Alfonzo tries to make her reappear, an empress clearly from another time and place appears instead of Houdina. The crowd thinks it is part of the act, but Alfonzo quickly finishes the set to get to the bottom of things. The Empress tells Alfonzo she is from 1000 years ago and that she comes from a bizarro world where the vanishing things go to -- a sort of transitional dimension.

II. We find Houdina walking about as the Empress voice describes the world. We are fully emerged in the scene is painted to music as the Alien Elder and other characters are in the midst of ritualistic dance. Houdina is not sure whether or not to trust the elder, but her encourages her to continue on deeper into the Vanishing World. She is stopped by The Diamond Feathered Dog, who won't let her go by and continue down the path. It is beautiful and vicious.

III. Suddenly the Warrior Consular heroically appears ready to battle The Diamond Feathered Dog. Houdini is fascinated by the manner in which the man and beast contend, and is relieved when the dog is defeated. The Consular leads Houdina to the Queen. The Queen quickly takes a liking to Houdina and wished her to stay by her side to rule with her over all of The Vanishing World. The queen attempts to trick Houdina by having her eat/taste of the delectables on her feasting table. Offering a confection to Houdina, Houdina is delighted and just as she almost eats of the captive candy, she hears a tiny, nearly inaudible shout from a speck on the ground.

IV. Meanwhile back in Paris, Alfonzo and The 1000 Year Old Empress have been working around the clock to alter the spell that sent Houdina to The Vanishing World. Simultaneously, in the parallel dimension Houdini is nearly under the spell of the sweet smelling candy. The speck warns in a whispery shriek "Do not eat the candy. If you are to taste of any of the delights in The Vanishing World, you will be banished to this dimension forever!" Just as the candy nearly reaches her lips, Alfonzo The Great, greatly masters the spell retrieval spell and Houdina is back in her rightful time and place. From then on, she is happy to try a juggling act instead.